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An elegy to the quiz and spelling bee

Letter to the Editor|Published

David Kapp, Lansdowne

Might anyone approximately

reckon they’d rather be

not in a Newspaper Quiz

and Spelling Bee

but preferably 

in a class of phlebology

(it is no mystery

but a branch of

medicine associated with 

veins that are spidery)

never you mind 

a byte of conchology 

or even vexillology

(the study of seashells

and that of flags

respectively)

never you mind 

a librocubicularist

a person who reads in bed

it must be said

unlike entomophagy

(the eating of insects as food)

go forth then

may all of you bloom

and not just Blossom Primary

flourish thrive grow

develop mature and glow

after all 

do we not all agree

unanimously 

that reading is the key

that it will set you free

spark your curiosity

(no it’s not an oddity)

read earnestly ravenously  

punctiliously and indefatigably 

go forth then

in this the week of

UNESCO’s International Literacy Day

(has Women’s Month passed you by)

make your own 

herstory and  history